Tuesday, June 14, 2011

the ugliest shoes... ever

Jeremy Scott for Adidas Originals Teddy Bear sneakers

What have they done to the poor teddy bear?! He's been cut in half and glued on a pair of running shoes!

Comme Des Garcons "toe" shoes

We've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but what about your toes on your shoes? How about for $743?

Nina Ricci heel-less heels

These floating platforms get major props for creativity, but the useless suspended heel negates from the cool factor

Uggs

Uggs are like the cockroaches of ugly shoes, they just will not die.

Zaha Hadid for Lacoste

The famous architect designed these shoes for Lacoste. We have two questions: how do you put them on, and what kind of tan marks do they leave?

Gameboy platforms

The only advantage to this footwear monstrosity? You can whip out your Gameboy during meetings..

Louis Vuitton Daisy Half Boot in Monogram Denim

When we caught a glimpse of these Uggs-meets-Easter bunny booties for $2,080 we thought L.V. was playing a practical joke on us.


Funtasma Pimp shoe

Party in the front, goldfish in the back


Crocs

For years, we've had the the same reaction to this style sacrilege: "Our eyes are burning! Our eyes!"

Vibram FiveFingers Sprint

When we see these shoes we sprint in the opposite direction. Yuck


Balenciaga "Lego" heels..

This fashion house can usually do no wrong, but when we saw celebs like Beyonce wearing these in 2007 we were scratching our heads.

1 comment:

  1. I like the ones with green, red, and purple

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